A month ago I shared my first Random List of Puns post. Although I didn’t see a flow of online traffic rushing to see my puns, at least I get to laugh at them again. Hey, there are plenty of worse sequels out there….

As always, I hope anyone reading these enjoy at least one pun. If you’re like me, going just seven days without a pun will make one weak. (eh, eh?)

1. When a sheep is going in the wrong direction it makes a ewe turn.
2. I just got back from the leech museum, it sucked.
3. Flowers that wish to abstain from pollination should consider plant parenthood.
4. The glue company failed quickly. The owner couldn’t adhere to his business plan and customers never became attached.
5. The man who created a new hay baler retired early. He made a bundle.
6. Most horses break up from lack of a stable relationship.
7. I used to toss and turn in bed all night, but since I started listening to music, I’ve had a sound sleep.
8. My friend said that feta is the best cheese, so I said he clearly didn’t know jack. Then he threw a lump of cheddar at me, not very mature. I asked if he curd go a-whey after that.
9. Look out for triangles making bold claims, they’re usually wrong. It’ll be a clear sine if they are right.
10. The latest craze is playing Scrabble on the road. At least that’s the word on the street.
11. Cows don’t have feet because they lactose.
12. She was interviewed to join an elite hair stylist group but never heard back. She didn’t make the cut, but kept a good attitude and brushed it off.
13. My teacher kept bugging me to write a preposition, so I finally gave in.
14. The baby bird had trouble learning to fly, so it decided to just wing it.
15. I saw a novel about crime and asked the bookstore employee if it was any good. He said it has it’s prose and cons.
16. A great way to help the environment is to cut down on deforestation.
17. His candy cane collection must be worth a fortune. It’s all in mint condition.
18. I bought a new book about infinity, it just goes on forever!
19. When asked if he could help, the TV repairman nodded and said he just needs to get set to work.

Have a great weekend!