I try to post puns on my personal Facebook page at least 4 times per week. While I don’t always succeed, I come pretty close at sharing my cringe-worthy puns on a consistent basis. It’s hard work, but the the chance that someone will actually laugh at what I write makes it all worth the wasted time standing around thinking of how to make a pun out of whatever idea I have in my head.

We can never have too much laughter (or groans……sorry about that), so I hope to make this a recurring a post to share the collection of puns I posted for the past week or two and maybe any others I found and want to share. Besides being an easy post to write, I get to laugh at each pun all over again. Then another time when proofreading.

I’ll stop talking writing now, and give you the list.

1. My teacher kept bugging me to write a preposition, so I finally gave in.
2. The baby bird had trouble learning to fly, so it decided to just wing it.
3. I saw a novel about crime and asked the bookstore employee if it was any good. He said it has it’s prose and cons.
4. A great way to help the environment is to cut down on deforestation.
5. His candy cane collection must be worth a fortune. It’s all in mint condition.
6. I bought a new book about infinity, it just goes on forever!
7. When asked if he could help, the TV repairman nodded and said he just needs to get set to work.
8. I made strawberry, vanilla, and chocolate ice cream for my short friend, but he said he can make some much better. He has a neapolitan complex.
9. The fullback’s girlfriend broke up with him since he never made time for her because he was always rushing.
10. If you eat sweets before dinner, your appetite will dessert you since more food will seem off-pudding.

Hopefully these, or at least one of them, put a smile on your face. Please share with others and keep an eye out for the next installment!