I try to post puns on my personal Facebook page at least 4 times per week. While I don’t always succeed, I come pretty close at sharing my cringe-worthy puns on a consistent basis. It’s hard work, but the the chance that someone will actually laugh at what I write makes it all worth the wasted time standing around thinking of how to make a pun out of whatever idea I have in my head.
We can never have too much laughter (or groans……sorry about that), so I hope to make this a recurring a post to share the collection of puns I posted for the past week or two and maybe any others I found and want to share. Besides being an easy post to write, I get to laugh at each pun all over again. Then another time when proofreading.
I’ll stop talking writing now, and give you the list.
- My teacher kept bugging me to write a preposition, so I finally gave in.
- The baby bird had trouble learning to fly, so it decided to just wing it.
- I saw a novel about crime and asked the bookstore employee if it was any good. He said it has it’s prose and cons.
- A great way to help the environment is to cut down on deforestation.
- His candy cane collection must be worth a fortune. It’s all in mint condition.
- I bought a new book about infinity, it just goes on forever!
- When asked if he could help, the TV repairman nodded and said he just needs to get set to work.
- I made strawberry, vanilla, and chocolate ice cream for my short friend, but he said he can make some much better. He has a neapolitan complex.
- The fullback’s girlfriend broke up with him since he never made time for her because he was always rushing.
- If you eat sweets before dinner, your appetite will dessert you since more food will seem off-pudding.
Hopefully these, or at least one of them, put a smile on your face. Please share with others and keep an eye out for the next installment!
