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What Happens When a Baby Meets a Villian?

After sharing our long journey to having Avery on yesterday’s post, I figured today’s post would help lighten things up a little.  I’ll aim for less talk and more pictures; mainly of Avery meeting “Bane”/Daddy with an elevation training mask.

I’ve been really into podcasts lately, and one of my favorites is Ben Greenfield Fitness. The host, Ben Greenfield (duh), always speaks on interesting topics surrounding performance, nutrition, fat loss, recovery, sleep, digestion, hormones, the brain, and more. I usually have one playing while I walk with Avery every day.

On the show, I’ve heard him talk about this training mask several times and how he uses it to get in a great workout while spending time with his twin boys. He mentioned how they’d go on hikes together and wear the mask along with a 50lb vest to give himself plenty of work as he keeps pace with the boys. That was all I needed; I was sold!

As soon as the mask arrived, I took it out for a test “spin” and had Going Mom take a picture of her husband as Bane from Batman.

Promise, I was smiling behind the mask! The real Bane, on the other hand…..probably not.

See? I don’t look so bad when compared to the real guy!

My loving wife, as I later found out, posted an apology to our neighborhood Facebook page to alert them of her husband. Geez, great support!!

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Since I plan on wearing the mask while I’m with Avery, Kelley and I tested her reaction. I’d say she could care less….

She must have good “Daddy Sense”. If you’re a Spider-man fan, you know what I’m talking about.

This past weekend I was able to test it out in the Texas heat for an exhausting 5 mile run with 31 burpees, push-ups, and squats at the end. It was brutal and it sucked…..I loved it! One drawback is the sweat dripping inside and trying to clear my throat. You take a break from your breathing rhythm and it takes a while to “catch-up” when you’re running at 18,000 ft in simulated altitude!

Having confirmed I wouldn’t scar our daughter or make her poop her diaper, I figured we’d go for our first walk with the mask. But first I had a little selfie-baby photo session in the mirror.

Sunglasses don't work too well.
Sunglasses don’t work too well.
How to even embarrass a baby.
How to even embarrass a baby.
I promise, I'll take another nap ummmm....now.
I promise, I’ll take another nap ummmm….now.
#annoyed
#annoyed

The sunglasses just weren’t going to work, so I took those off and started the walk. I immediately found that the mask gets too close to her head and easily bumps it, so I need to wear her on my back when I have it on. Doesn’t she just look thrilled to be so close?

Yeah, I didn’t think so either. She’ll warm up to it, I’m sure. Kinda….maybe….right?

Well, I hope to bring this mask along on family hikes one day when Avery is walking, and maybe we can race up a hill while I am wearing a weighted vest and my training mask.

Have you ever heard of the training mask?

Would you wear one around?

In the Mind of a Crawling Baby: The Beginning

So close, if only there was a way to get closer…

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Ah Ha, got it!!

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Now that I can crawl, they give me this thing? What am I supposed to do with this?

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I think I’d rather work on my pull-ups…

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Okay, another day of crawling! I can go anywhere!!

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Ooooo, a springy thing!

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Guess Daddy didn’t want me playing with that. I’ll show him; I’ll climb on this box!! Grrrrr..

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Crap, that’s not how I planned it. #babyfail

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Oh, I see, now that I move more, they put me in a cage. Didn’t Mommy and Daddy want me to crawl?

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Seriously, Dad, you suck the fun out of crawling. I don’t care about your stupid Ninja Turtle fort.

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Yes, freedom! Hi dog, you should feel lucky they don’t put you in that fort/cage.

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Come to think of it, I’m starting to like this area. And Dad, your TMNT blanket isn’t that bad, sorry for the harsh words.

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Plus, in here, I can practice my pull-up and standing skills!

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I’m just not getting that full standing position. Today WILL be the day!

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Oh look, a hair.

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Lucky animals, living cage-free. Come here cat!!

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Fine then, don’t listen to me….I’ll pull your hair eventually!

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Nice, new territory to explore at G-Ma’s! Hope that photo-bombing dog keeps his distance.

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One thing that sucks about visiting other places is I don’t have my crib to sleep in. So, I’ll just do the opposite of sleep….

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Back in the cage…..starting to get annoyed with it again.

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Phew, guess my whining paid off, I love exploring the kitchen more. Maybe I can climb these…

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Oh, hi Dad. Maybe, I can’t climb those?

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I’ve been crawling for a while now, but I can’t find that darn spoon. Anyone know where it went?

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Ahhhh, found you, spoon!! Come here!

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Yay, Mommy’s home! I can count on her to bring me somewhere new. Like the bathroom where my pink ball is hiding!!

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MINE!! I love crawling to things!!

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Yes, Dad, I see the camera, here’s a pity smile with a squinty eye and my snaggletooth. PS – I’m going to walk soon and drive you even more crazy!

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See, what did I tell you? Here I go!!

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Crap, never mind. But next time, I’m gone!

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It was the bear’s fault, he was talking smack! Listen here bear, I’ll show you!!

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Done, he won’t mess with me again. Now, what do we have over here….

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C’mon, Dad, you could’ve let me go a little further! Ooooo, a light..

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Back in the baby jail again. I gotta find a way outta here. Yes, this is it, this is the time I make my escape!!

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Blast! Hand grip has failed me once more!

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Maybe I’ll have better grip over here….

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Well, it kinda worked, but more because Daddy brought me to the kitchen. Hey, nice shoe, can I eat it?

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What? How dare you say no! I’ll show you NO!

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See, I’ll move this rug however I want!

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Geez, I just got really tired. Must be the rug moving and climbing.

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Time for a torpedo-shaped nap…

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Wow, now they have a cage for me at dinner time? Ha, I found a way out!

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Didn’t get too far. I don’t want to be in this highchair….if you can’t tell.

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Ummm, Dad, something’s wrong with your foot.

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I’ll just crawl right over that thing and…

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…..hey, who straightened the rug?! I’ll fix that. All better!

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Last attempt for a while, I.Am.Going.To.Do.This

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Noooooooooooooooooooooo

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Our Baby Gives a Tour of the Kitchen

Hey there! How’s it going? Hope your weekend is off to a great start!

We are hanging at G-Ma’s house for a second night, and enjoying each other’s company as Avery keeps everyone entertained. Now that she’s crawling, things are definitely more interesting, and it’s hard to keep up with this girl! What happens when they start walking?

Walker in training.
Walker in training.

 

Maybe we should look into those leash and harness contraptions….

The other day, while I was in my home inside our home, the kitchen, Avery wanted to give a pictorial tour of our kitchen and dining area. I told her no at first, but then she turned on her super cuteness and I caved…

But don't you love me, Daddy?
But don’t you love me, Daddy?

And so the tour ensued. Enjoy!

Oh, hi there, welcome to our kitchen! As you can see, behind me is the fridge and freezer. It’s nice and silvery; perfect to see my fingerprints on!

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And right here is the oven, where Daddy does his baking and roasts a lot of vegetables.

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It’s also silv…..oh hey, look, I can see myself!

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Pretty cool, I can see other things too. So shiny….

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Huh? Oh yeah, the tour. Sorry, I love seeing myself.

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And this right here, is one of our two bar stools for the island. Mommy sometimes holds me as she tries to eat, but I play a game called “grab everything and shake it while making your body go straight”. So far, I’m winning.

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I also like to practice pulling myself up on it like this…

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But I’ll save that for later, let’s move on to the dining room.

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Here is our dining room. This is where we sit down to eat at night and I…..oh, it’s Lou, our fat cat.

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Let me just go try and grab some of his hair out really fast.

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Nope, wait, stay right there, Lou.

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There you go, hold that tail still and I’ll be right there.

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Well crap, he didn’t listen.

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If I can just make it over this electric cord to Lou…

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Oh, and here we are back at the start. I guess Daddy didn’t want me giving any more of the tour.

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Thanks for visiting, that makes me happy. Until next time, hope you have a great weekend!

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