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10 Dad Worthy Puns on Pinterest

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Anyone who follows me on Twitter or my personal page on Facebook has probably seen me post plenty of puns. Some good, some so-so, and some that even make me cringe as I press the post button. You might find a good mix of all of these in the 10 I have to share with you today, but I count just one smile a win. Plus, it’s the weekend, so hopefully you’re smiling already!

Enjoy these 10 puns I found on Pinterest recently and enjoy your weekend too. If you’re a dad in need of some corny material, hope these will help you add to your arsenal gag-inducing jokes/puns. Hey, it’s just something we are good (or is not good?) at doing!

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I know what you’re thinking, “His poor wife and daughter.” I’ve had plenty of crinkle-faced reactions from Going Mom, but that never stops me. Dads, don’t let it stop you either!

Hope everyone reading found at least one they liked or hated less than the others. If you happened to laugh at more than one, chances are you’d like this cool board game I found called Punderdome: A Card Game for Pun Lovers. If you’re a pun lover, obviously you’ll love this game, it even says so in the name!

Punderdome board game for pun lovers

If you had to pick just one of these to share, which one would it be?

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Puns and Fun Facts For The Weekend

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Woop! The weekend has arrived! And not just any weekend, it’s Labor Day weekend, which means most people have off Monday. Why not kick off the 3-day weekend with a few puns and fun facts you may or may not know?

Pinterest takes all of the credit (along with too much time from my day!) for what I’m sharing here. They are all things I’ve Pinned on my boards, so you know they’re Going Dad Approved. So obviously you know they’re great corny. Enjoy!

Fun Facts

This should be world-wide!
Uh oh, Avery was born in November. But pretty cool about the Legos, huh?
How many “nice” people do you know?
This is actually really useful!

Puns

Dads just have the “corny” gene.
I really hope it was!

Just because I miss The Walking Dead.
The right to bear arms. Hey, it’s a fundamental right!
If you don’t like these facts and puns….

I always enjoy having my wife for an extra day, and I know she loves more playtime with Avery. Plus, G-Ma will be coming over on Monday so hopefully we’ll all have a great time! No big Labor Day plans, just hanging out and enjoying each other’s company.

Have a great weekend and Labor Day if you’re celebrating!

Any big plans for the weekend, or just kicking back and relaxing?

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Bathroom Puns and No More Bottles!

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Nothing like a few Friday bathroom puns to pass the time until you officially start the weekend, right?  Obviously, I could do more than just bathroom puns, but then I’d never get crap done. Ba-Zinga!!!

Wow, we’re off to a great start already! I’ll be sure to keep things moving to avoid a clogged brain. Butt first, I want to share what makes me so happy to say “goodbye”. We are done with bottles!

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As you can see, Avery was a little hesitant about putting them up, but I told her she has new sippy cups to use since she’s older. She asked to use a bottle just one more time, or maybe she was flipping me the bird…..

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Whatever she was saying or telling me, the bottles are gone now and I’m happy to put them behind me. Her last use of the bottle is documented on yesterdays Milk Life #MilkDrive campaign post. Which, by the way, would be totally cool of you to help our Southern team of dads out and donate for the great cause. I mean, I am giving you bathroom puns here. 🙂

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Yeah, please help families in need. Oh, and tell me where the bottles are hidden.

It seems like she should’ve been done with bottles already, but I think this is quite normal, especially for breastfed babies. Which, by the way, my awesome wife is still nursing like the rock star that she is! Now, about those diapers……

Ahhh, diapers, perfect segueway to bathroom puns; enjoy!

  • All of the toilets were stolen in the police station. Detectives have nothing to go on.
  • A man was having issues peeing and asked his doctor what it meant. “Urine trouble.” the doctor said.
  • Constipation is a pain in the ass.
  • My whole family has problems with diarrhea, it runs in our jeans.
  • Urinals are pretty tough, they take no crap!
  • You can never hear a pterodactyl urinate because its P is silent.
  • A house without a toilet? Seems uncanny.
  • Everyone had fun at the park, but after dropping my watch in the toilet, I had a crappy time.
  • The toilet was backed up from feeling crappy, but when I said it had beautiful porcelain skin , it was flushed.
  • Life as toilet paper has it’s ups and downs. You’re either on a roll or taking crap from some asshole.

True, some of these are corny, but I think a lot of us will agree that the cornier the better. Right? Anyone?

Well, I hope you don’t feel like this was a waste of your time. Enjoy your day and have a great weekend!

When did you get rid of the bottles for your kid or are you still using bottles?

Do you think it’s easier with or without the nippled containers?